# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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