i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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