I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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