We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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