why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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