I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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