Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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