I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm too high and old for this...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
