Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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