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  I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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  Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.

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• (619): View more from California

  I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.

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• (951): View more from California

  Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon

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