Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?