please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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