Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.

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(409): View more from Texas

We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

(803): View more from South Carolina

dude its may

(843): View more from South Carolina

Work with me here, man.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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(703): View more from Virginia

the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.

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