My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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