Whod you bang
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
