We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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