Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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