trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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