i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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