you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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