you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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