whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
you inspire me to be a worse person
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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