Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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