I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Randomize