You can't motorboat a personality
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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