it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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