Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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