That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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