wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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