i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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