i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
