So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
