everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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