quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
