Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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