On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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