So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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