isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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