she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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