Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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