I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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