Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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