What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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