Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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