Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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