There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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