if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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