saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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