The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
