last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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