you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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