I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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