Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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