Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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