If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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