respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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