I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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