it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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