I seem to have left my pride at pride
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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