i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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