Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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